A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that perfume?"
The first responds, "Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle." The elevator stops on the fourth floor and another woman boards reeking of perfume. The second woman sniffs the air and the third woman says, "Paradise $149.00 a bottle."
The elevator stops on the sixth floor and the second woman moves to the front to exit, lifts her skirt and farts. She says as she exits, "Baked Beans - 49 cents a can."
A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm
when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder
with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is important, and my
secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"
The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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Si Pemuda mengangguk. Gadis berkata, “Sesungguhnya dada saya rata, seperti papan. Kalau kau tidak suka katakan saja. Kita boleh batalkan pernikahan ini. Saya sedia menghadapinya,” kata Si Gadis.
Si Pemuda dengan lemah lembut menjawab, “Itu tidak menjadi masalah. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting. Tetapi cinta kasih.” Gadis pun lega mendengarkannya.
“Saya juga perlu mengatakan sesuatu sejujurnya padamu,” jelas Si Pemuda. Gadis mengangguk tersenyum.
“Sesungguhnya ‘anu’ saya seperti bayi,” kata Si Pemuda.
“Syyy… sudahlah, itu tidak penting. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting, tetapi cinta kasih,” sahut Si Gadis. Si Pemuda pun lega mendengarkannya.
Malam pengantin pun tiba. Si Gadis mula membuka baju dan nampaklah dadanya yang memang benar-benar rata. Si Pemuda hanya tersenyum melihatnya.
Kemudian Si Pemuda mula membuka seluarnya sehingga nampaklah ‘anu’nya. Melihat ‘anu’nya itu Si Gadis menjerit dan pengsan. Setelah sedar Si Gadis bertanya, “Kau katakan ‘anu’mu seperti bayi?”
“Ye la memang seperti bayi, panjang 50 cm dan berat 3 kg…” Sabo jer lah.